Lindsay's in jail, Michael isn't? There's your trouble, America. That's everything wrong with this country in one orange-jumpsuited package. The Man has failed us, locking up the wrong Lohan, while the rest of us serve an even harsher sentence by being deprived of Lindsay's presence for 90 days. Or 23 days, or however long this I Know Who Killed the American Justice System travesty continues. How are you protesting? Rocking your own jumpsuit? (Hey, how did this baggie get in the pocket? Not mine, your honor!) Splashing Long Island Ice Teas on your SCRAM bracelet? Wearing a "My Name Is… ...
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